The Sunny Land of Moka Pamplemousses is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Taek Chibuike with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.926 billion mokes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Moka Port. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient mokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,579 trillion toupies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,412 toupies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, saying "don't do anything that Taek Chibuike wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Taek Chibuike to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is totally unknown. Moka Pamplemousses's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Moka Pamplemousses is ranked 21,470^th in the world and 34^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,336.35 on the Gilded Widget Scale.