The Sunny Land of Moka Pamplemousses is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Taek Chibuike with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.06 billion mokes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Moka Port. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient mokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,171 trillion toupies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,299 toupies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, the nation leads The Free Nations Region in per capita stalking, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown. Moka Pamplemousses's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Moka Pamplemousses is ranked 16,681^st in the world and 42^nd in The Free Nations Region for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.7 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.