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Most Influential: 1,130thBest Weather: 1,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,676th
The Sunny Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Live under the sun, lay under the palm trees
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Moka Pamplemousses

Population9.06 billion

CapitalOld Moka Port
LeaderTaek Chibuike

Animaldodo bird

The Sunny Land of Moka Pamplemousses is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Taek Chibuike with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.06 billion mokes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Moka Port. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient mokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,171 trillion toupies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,299 toupies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, the nation leads The Free Nations Region in per capita stalking, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown. Moka Pamplemousses's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Moka Pamplemousses is ranked 16,681st in the world and 42nd in The Free Nations Region for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.7 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Influential: 1,130thBest Weather: 1,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,676thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,984thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,331stMost Pacifist: 2,385thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,458thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,985thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,290thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,753rdHighest Food Quality: 3,777thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,825thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,934thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,966thHealthiest Citizens: 4,021stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,086thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,333rdMost Inclusive: 4,522ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,579thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,620thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,820thMost Cultured: 4,903rdSafest: 5,127thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,810thMost Developed: 6,056thLargest Governments: 8,303rdSmartest Citizens: 8,585thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,544thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,450thTop
Most Secular: 14,435thLowest Crime Rates: 15,075thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,617thMost Efficient Economies: 16,681stHighest Economic Output: 17,660thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,025thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,235thHighest Average Incomes: 22,061st
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the region

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