The The all-powerful warrior of Mobutu Sese Seko is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu waZaBanga with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.668 billion Mobutu Sese Sekoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gbadolite. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mobutu Sese Sekoan economy, worth a remarkable 6,212 trillion Zaires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 184,508 Zaires, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,688,044 per year while the poor average 2,179, a ratio of 774 to 1.

The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Mobutu Sese Seko's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mobutism.

Mobutu Sese Seko is ranked 171,309^th in the world and 6,956^th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.