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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4thRudest Citizens: 219thHighest Drug Use: 353rd
The Peace and Love Child of
Anarchy
Love Conquers Fear
Influence
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Security Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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MikesHope

Population47.832 billion

CapitalAustin
LeaderMike
FaithCards

CurrencyKiss
AnimalDream Mirror

The Peace and Love Child of MikesHope is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 47.832 billion Hope of Mikes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mike economy, worth an astonishing 15,864 trillion Kisses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 331,676 Kisses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,350,251 per year while the poor average 54,087, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts, most foreigners can't name the leader of MikesHope, and many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MikesHope's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

MikesHope is ranked 301,673rd in the world and 387th in NationStates for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4thRudest Citizens: 219thHighest Drug Use: 353rdHighest Economic Output: 400thHighest Crime Rates: 401stMost Rebellious Youth: 464thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 497thLargest Populations: 587thMost Armed: 615thLargest Black Market: 874thMost Efficient Economies: 980thMost Cheerful Citizens: 995thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,017thLargest Retail Industry: 1,058thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,089thMost Avoided: 1,213thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,394thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,427thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,468thMost Inclusive: 1,603rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,707thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,739thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,751stFattest Citizens: 1,751stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,924thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,042ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,237thMost Cultured: 2,426thNicest Citizens: 2,466thMost Accessible: 2,640thSmartest Citizens: 2,741stHighest Food Quality: 2,784thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,094thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,222ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,780thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,257thMost Influential: 6,640thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,734thLargest Governments: 11,167thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,821stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,617thTop
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Nudest: 16,348thMost Secular: 19,036thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,497thMost Politically Free: 25,404thMost Extreme: 26,183rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,375th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionMost Politically Free: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Accessible: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 57th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MikesHope was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : MikesHope published "Featured Nation September 14, 2026" (Factbook: History).
  • : MikesHope was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : MikesHope updated the World Factbook entry in NationStates.
  • : MikesHope was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in MikesHope, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • : Following new legislation in MikesHope, most foreigners can't name the leader of MikesHope.
  • : Following new legislation in MikesHope, juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts.
  • : Following new legislation in MikesHope, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in MikesHope, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.

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