The Kingdom of Micalandia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Didagg with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 7.024 billion Micalandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Didagglandia. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Micalandian economy, worth 412 trillion Miquensəs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,721 Miquensəs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Micalandia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bisijean.

Micalandia is ranked 22,098^th in the world and 34^th in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 968.33 pounds of wildlife per square mile.