The Kingdom of Micalandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Didagg with an even hand, and notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 3.018 billion Micalandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Didagglandia. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Micalandian economy, worth 162 trillion Miquensəs a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,724 Miquensəs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Micalandia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bisijean.

Micalandia is ranked 133,961^st in the world and 111^th in Lands End for Most Stationary, with 98.47902030672 days.