The Partizans of Melitopol is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The cynical, humorless population of 9.408 billion Melitopolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Melitopolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,183 trillion Hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,836 Hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Modesty is treated with the side-eye, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, and old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melitopol's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Melitopol is ranked 28,448^th in the world and 3^rd in The Moon for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,862.19 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.