Population | 5.729 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | swan |
The MCSB sqaud of MCsB-012 Ice is Cold is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.729 billion MCsB-012 Ice is Coldians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.8%.
The powerhouse MCsB-012 Ice is Coldian economy, worth 512 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,430 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of MCsB-012 Ice is Cold, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MCsB-012 Ice is Cold's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
MCsB-012 Ice is Cold is ranked 90,102nd in the world and 3,572nd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Primitive, scoring 13.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : MCsB-012 Ice is Cold was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in MCsB-012 Ice is Cold, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in MCsB-012 Ice is Cold, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled.
- : Following new legislation in MCsB-012 Ice is Cold, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of MCsB-012 Ice is Cold.
- : Following new legislation in MCsB-012 Ice is Cold, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
- : Following new legislation in MCsB-012 Ice is Cold, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in MCsB-012 Ice is Cold, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
- : Following new legislation in MCsB-012 Ice is Cold, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling.
- : Following new legislation in MCsB-012 Ice is Cold, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : Following new legislation in MCsB-012 Ice is Cold, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.