The United Kingdom of Norveeba is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ruddy Ndala with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, compulsory vegetarianism, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.037 billion Norveebans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okeshuga. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norveeban economy, worth 346 trillion dosses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,116 dosses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Norveeban husbands are dead good at fathering kids, Ruddy Ndala panders to nontraditional families, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Norveebans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norveeba's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Norveeba is ranked 12,139^th in the world and 311^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 148.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.