The Federation of Estados Italicos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lucifer Káiser with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.188 billion Italicos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Constantinopla. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Italico economy, worth 703 trillion Franco itálicoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 167,882 Franco itálicoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, religious education is a new government priority, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estados Italicos's national animal is the Agila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Culto al Káiser.

Estados Italicos is ranked 8,722^nd in the world and 225^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 170.1 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.