The Republic of Bolshelviks Union is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 162 million Unionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bolshelviks Unionian economy, worth 11.0 trillion Russoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,668 Russoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations, and the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bolshelviks Union's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bolshelviks Union is ranked 35,219^th in the world and 789^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 50.01 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.