Population | 9.047 billion |
Capital | St Lodhinburg |
Leader | VID Frederick Malkin |
Currency | Loddhist Pound |
Animal | Bear |
The Unitarian State of Lodhs beard is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by VID Frederick Malkin with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.047 billion Loddhists are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Lodhinburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Lodhs beardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,321 trillion Loddhist Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 367,143 Loddhist Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany VID Frederick Malkin to meetings with foreign heads of state, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lodhs beard's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Lodhs beard is ranked 285,326th in the world and 2nd in The Scholastic Students for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -25.88 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany VID Frederick Malkin to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
- : Lodhs beard removed Executive authority from the WA Delegate in The Scholastic Students.
- : Lodhs beard agreed to construct embassies between The Scholastic Students and The Embassy.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Lodhs beardian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives.
- : Following new legislation in Lodhs beard, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Lodhs beard was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.