The Discordian Prophet of Little Chaos is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.409 billion Little Chaosians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.9%.

The strong Little Chaosian economy, worth 925 trillion Golden Apples a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 47,677 Golden Apples, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, voting is voluntary, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Little Chaos's national animal is the Fnord Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Little Chaos is ranked 54,000^th in the world and 4^th in Discordia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 271.5 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.