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Discordia RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Discordian Prophet of Little Chaos

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Black Market: 103rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 472nd Highest Economic Output: 516th+24
Most Rebellious Youth: 612th Nudest: 666th Highest Drug Use: 700th Most Devout: 704th Best Weather: 709th Most Beautiful Environments: 786th Largest Publishing Industry: 857th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 909th Most Influential: 931st Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,029th Largest Mining Sector: 1,086th Highest Crime Rates: 1,143rd Smartest Citizens: 1,155th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,180th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,301st Most Corrupt Governments: 1,320th Most Nations: 1,347th Highest Average Incomes: 1,489th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,514th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,515th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,617th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,852nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,962nd Most Cultured: 2,011th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.
All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

LinkPrincipia Discordia

Friends of The Church of Eris

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, Glass Gallows, and The Bar on the corner of every region.

Tags: Religious, Casual, Surreal, Snarky, Eco-Friendly, Magical, Silly, Small, and Multi-Species.

Regional Power: Moderate

Discordia contains 10 nations, the 1,347th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Discordia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Discordia is ranked 18,886th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of SieywetInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Things fall apart”
2.The Discordian Prophet of Little ChaosCivil Rights Lovefest“Hail Discordia!”
3.The Matriarchy of WyrdtopiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Sure, Why Not?”
4.The Hidden Agenda of FnordScandinavian Liberal Paradise“If you don't see the fnord, it can't eat you”
5.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
6.The Armed Republic of For Blood and EmpireCivil Rights Lovefest“Ad Astra Cruentus”
7.The Pants Free Land of MaravigliaLeft-wing Utopia“Pants. Highly over-rated.”
8.The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of RavenhurstiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Seek eye of Hurricane, also try out our golden apples!”
9.The Empire of CLUCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
10.The Holy Empire of L Ron Hubbard INCIron Fist Consumerists“If you want to get rich start your own religion”

Regional Happenings


Discordia Regional Message Board

In the sense that they made a pill for that, probably.


"Killgroth is a wonderful place!" - Says a tourist returnee with a suspicious red dot quaking upon his forehead.

The freeport islands

Incoming announcement!

Make preparations!

...activating anti-announcement missiles...

...targeting earholes...

Mu mu and discordia

Did Killgroth kill Groth before Killgroth was killed?

Celebrating 50 days of rmb silence!

Mad Hatter

Zoo trouble


It is quiet...

Hey we have 3 WA here, how about someone endorse another and we can have a delegate. If we do that by the laws of 5 two more WA will surely join our region and create a snowball effect. Best way to end the curse of Greyface.

Wyrdtopia is now classified as an "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy". We wish to register our sentiment that we are really more of an "Offensive Edgelord Anoitocracy". We are confident that this is merely a minor typographical error that will be corrected soon.

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