Discordia RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Discordian Prophet of Little Chaos

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Largest Black Market: 124th Largest Agricultural Sector: 364th Highest Crime Rates: 436th+24
Most Rebellious Youth: 513th Highest Economic Output: 533rd Best Weather: 567th Highest Drug Use: 619th Most Devout: 674th Most Beautiful Environments: 720th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 815th Largest Publishing Industry: 873rd Nudest: 879th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,013th Most Influential: 1,029th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,032nd Most Corrupt Governments: 1,111th Largest Mining Sector: 1,172nd Smartest Citizens: 1,186th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,200th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,208th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,359th Most Nations: 1,469th Highest Average Incomes: 1,472nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,546th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,642nd Most Armed: 1,758th Largest Governments: 1,920th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.
All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

LinkPrincipia Discordia

Friends of The Church of Eris

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, Glass Gallows, and The Bar on the corner of every region.

Tags: Religious, Casual, Small, Silly, Multi-Species, Surreal, Magical, Eco-Friendly, and Snarky.

Regional Power: Moderate

Discordia contains 10 nations, the 1,469th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector in Discordia

World Census analysts extensively tested concept muscle cars in empty parking lots in order to estimate which nations have the largest auto industries.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 3,829th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of CLUCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
2.The Holy Empire of L Ron Hubbard INCIron Fist Consumerists“If you want to get rich start your own religion”
3.The Kingdom of KillgrothIron Fist Consumerists“Skulls for the Skull-Administration”
4.The Discordian Prophet of Little ChaosCivil Rights Lovefest“Hail Discordia!”
5.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
6.The Rogue Nation of The Freeport IslandsLeft-Leaning College State“ Imposition of Order = Escalation of Chaos!”
7.The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of RavenhurstiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Seek eye of Hurricane, also try out our golden apples!”
8.The Itch Medicine Doctors Prefer of Zoo TroubleCapitalizt“Tae Pei - Beef & Broccoli”
9.The Pants Free Land of MaravigliaLeft-wing Utopia“Pants. Highly over-rated.”
10.The Hidden Agenda of FnordScandinavian Liberal Paradise“If you don't see the fnord, it can't eat you”

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Discordia Regional Message Board

and that is why, contrary to the opinions of some, pants are actually a good idea.


By Eris, you're right! Both of those words have 5 letters each. It must be an omen...wait, or is it o-person?

Prepare for incoming announcement!

That is all!

Little Chaos

I'm so prepared, I prepareded myself so hard for this.

The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad Hatter wrote:I'm so prepared, I prepareded myself so hard for this.

Sounds made up.

In the sense that they made a pill for that, probably.

"Killgroth is a wonderful place!" - Says a tourist returnee with a suspicious red dot quaking upon his forehead.

Incoming announcement!

Make preparations!

...activating anti-announcement missiles...

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