by Max Barry

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Founder: The Discordian Prophet of Little Chaos

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Most Rebellious Youth: 134th Best Weather: 347th Most Beautiful Environments: 398th+30
Smartest Citizens: 455th Highest Economic Output: 562nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 594th Highest Crime Rates: 596th Rudest Citizens: 611th Most Scientifically Advanced: 688th Largest Information Technology Sector: 787th Healthiest Citizens: 956th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,045th Most Cultured: 1,173rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,203rd Fattest Citizens: 1,210th Nudest: 1,288th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,372nd Largest Populations: 1,522nd Highest Food Quality: 1,641st Most Inclusive: 1,700th Most Armed: 1,704th Most Influential: 1,714th Most Secular: 1,724th Most Nations: 1,768th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,804th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,907th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,012th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,033rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,132nd Most Advanced Public Education: 2,459th Highest Average Incomes: 2,593rd Most Avoided: 2,732nd Largest Gambling Industry: 2,773rd
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.
All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

LinkPrincipia Discordia

Friends of The Church of Eris

Embassies: Firefly, Glass Gallows, The Bar on the corner of every region, and The Church of Eris.

Tags: Casual, Eco-Friendly, Featured, Magical, Multi-Species, Religious, Silly, Small, Snarky, and Surreal.

Discordia contains 10 nations, the 1,768th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Drug Use in Discordia

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 4,644th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Africans of Kapiri MposhiCapitalizt“The world is Africa”
2.The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of RavenhurstiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Seek eye of Hurricane, also try out our golden apples!”
3.The Goddess of Chaos Eris of Mistress DiscordiaCivil Rights Lovefest“I am Gorgeous Chaos.”
4.The Discordian Prophet of Little ChaosNew York Times Democracy“Hail Discordia!”
5.The Dominion of Discordia MagnaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Only trust corroboration.”
6.The Apple People of Occupied EarthLiberal Democratic Socialists“Occupy your mind.”
7.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
8.The Empire of CLUCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
9.The Republic of Bootyswana42Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“By The People For The People”
10.The Federation of Logical ParadoxLiberal Democratic Socialists“All generalities are false”

Regional Happenings


Discordia Regional Message Board

Ahoy! Passing through to explore your featured region!

Congratulations on your featuredness.

Congratulations on your feature day

Woah, woah, woah, youíre telling me the machine broke?!

Itís a little late,
But happy feature day!
Love your new rule!
Anyways, must get a quick start to the next!
See ya!


Just here to look at your military bases!

Congrats on being featured!

*hop hop hop*

Congrats on being featured! Anyone seen a carrot?

Beep beep! Congrats on being the featured region of the day! Anyone for some cake?

Who is the featured region? It is you!
Congratulations on being featured on behalf of Soviet Yoshilandia.

Guys there is a nation in here Bootyswana 102, who is pretending to be me, aka Bootyswana, it is not me, don't believe them. The nation is controlled by Homeland Loved.

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