by Max Barry

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Discordia RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Discordian Prophet of Little Chaos

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Black Market: 104th Largest Agricultural Sector: 213th Highest Crime Rates: 273rd+28
Highest Economic Output: 371st Most Rebellious Youth: 379th Best Weather: 445th Most Beautiful Environments: 518th Most Devout: 521st Highest Drug Use: 553rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 602nd Most Influential: 652nd Largest Publishing Industry: 653rd Nudest: 740th Most Advanced Public Education: 809th Most Cheerful Citizens: 876th Smartest Citizens: 886th Most Corrupt Governments: 923rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 924th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,006th Largest Mining Sector: 1,104th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,126th Highest Average Incomes: 1,166th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,194th Largest Populations: 1,319th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,397th Most Armed: 1,427th Rudest Citizens: 1,458th Largest Governments: 1,477th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,596th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,876th Most Developed: 1,962nd
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.
All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

LinkPrincipia Discordia

Friends of The Church of Eris

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, Glass Gallows, and The Bar on the corner of every region.

Tags: Silly, Surreal, Magical, Multi-Species, Snarky, Casual, Religious, Eco-Friendly, and Small.

Regional Power: Moderate

Discordia contains 8 nations, the 2,229th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Black Market in Discordia

World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 104th in the world for Largest Black Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of L Ron Hubbard INCIron Fist Consumerists“If you want to get rich start your own religion”
2.The Hidden Agenda of FnordScandinavian Liberal Paradise“If you don't see the fnord, it can't eat you”
3.The Itch Medicine Doctors Prefer of Zoo TroubleCivil Rights Lovefest“Tae Pei - Beef & Broccoli”
4.The Pants Free Land of MaravigliaLeft-wing Utopia“Pants. Highly over-rated.”
5.The Discordian Prophet of Little ChaosCivil Rights Lovefest“Hail Discordia!”
6.The Empire of CLUCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
7.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
8.The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of RavenhurstiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Seek eye of Hurricane, also try out our golden apples!”

Regional Happenings


Discordia Regional Message Board

By Eris, you're right! Both of those words have 5 letters each. It must be an omen...wait, or is it o-person?

The freeport islands

Prepare for incoming announcement!

That is all!

Little Chaos

I'm so prepared, I prepareded myself so hard for this.

The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad Hatter wrote:I'm so prepared, I prepareded myself so hard for this.

Sounds made up.

In the sense that they made a pill for that, probably.


"Killgroth is a wonderful place!" - Says a tourist returnee with a suspicious red dot quaking upon his forehead.

The freeport islands

Incoming announcement!

Make preparations!

...activating anti-announcement missiles...

...targeting earholes...

Mu mu and discordia

Did Killgroth kill Groth before Killgroth was killed?

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