The Principality of Lisander is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Johann Harmin with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 10.902 billion Lisanderians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soria. The average income tax rate is 32.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lisanderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,750 trillion Lis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,541 Lis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, and Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lisander's national animal is the Ermine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Aristotelic Church.

Lisander is ranked 14,138^th in the world and 1^st in Imperan League for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.89 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.