The Principality of Lisander is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Johann Harmin with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.88 billion Lisanderians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soria. The average income tax rate is 48.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lisanderian economy, worth a remarkable 2,562 trillion Lis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 184,592 Lis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons. Crime is totally unknown. Lisander's national animal is the Ermine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Aristotelic Church.

Lisander is ranked 51,929^th in the world and 2^nd in Imperan League for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,895.74 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.