The Principality of Lisander is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime-Minister Fernand Ecker with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.699 billion Lisanderians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soria. The average income tax rate is 39.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lisanderian economy, worth a remarkable 3,214 trillion Lis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,476 Lis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime is totally unknown. Lisander's national animal is the Ermine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Aristotelic Church.

Lisander is ranked 11,364^th in the world and 1^st in Astyrian Probation for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,071.68 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.