The Principality of Lisander is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Johann Harmin with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.118 billion Lisanderians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soria. The average income tax rate is 48.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lisanderian economy, worth a remarkable 2,640 trillion Lis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,013 Lis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, Air Lisander is rumored to receive more government funding than the Lisanderian Air Force, and the Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies. Crime is totally unknown. Lisander's national animal is the Ermine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Aristotelic Church.

Lisander is ranked 29,038^th in the world and 1^st in Imperan League for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.