The Kingdom of Rwizikuru of Luziyca is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Munashe Ngonidzashe with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 23.487 billion Rwizikurans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guta raMambo. The average income tax rate is 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rwizikuran economy, worth a remarkable 7,993 trillion nhovodikis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 340,337 nhovodikis, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Luziyca's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amendism.

Luziyca is ranked 2,776^th in the world and 3^rd in Kylaris for Fattest Citizens, with 34.97 Obesity Rate.