The Christian Republic of Luziyca is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Damir Agapov with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.392 billion Luziycans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bethlehem. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Luziycan economy, worth a remarkable 4,080 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 329,264 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

For 25 lire tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', newspapers are celebrating President Damir Agapov saving over a million cats from trees, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Luziyca's national animal is the bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheran Catholicism.

Luziyca is ranked 17^th in the world and 1^st in Esquarium for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.