The Commonwealth of Liburia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Zenon Ševerinet with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.646 billion Liburians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Liburian economy, worth a remarkable 6,305 trillion güldes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 266,663 güldes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 807,229 per year while the poor average 68,545, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, kindhearted Liburians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, the free market's hand is quite visible, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liburia's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Liburia is ranked 5,650^th in the world and 212^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 11,682.42 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.