The Crown Dominion of Owlograd is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM Sir Duncan McCallahan-Yezshenko MBE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.327 billion Owlogradians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cair Baínog. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Owlogradian economy, worth 604 trillion Shillings a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 82,526 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, and war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owlograd's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Revisionary Catholicism.

Owlograd is ranked 13,911^th in the world and 220^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,587.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.