The Big Duo is Watching of Owlograd is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Duo with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.098 billion Owlogradians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Home Screen. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Owlogradian economy, worth 417 trillion Gems a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 81,946 Gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (Owlograd has found 1 easter egg), access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owlograd's national animal is the Big Green Owls, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Daily Streak.

Owlograd is ranked 39,119^th in the world and 464^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.16 law-abiding acts per hour.