The Queen's State of Le Premier dUn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.213 billion Le Premier dUnians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The all-consuming Le Premier dUnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,106 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 63,413 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

All guns must be registered, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, the Capital Heights Film Festival recently voted 'Le Premier dUnian Getting Hit By Football' as best film, and the dartboard at the Le Premier dUnian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of the Governor's face. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Le Premier dUn's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Le Premier dUn is ranked 245,806^th in the world and 8^th in Illinois for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.28 law-abiding acts per hour.