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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,283rdLargest Populations: 3,331stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,221st
The Queen's State of
Corporate Bordello
Number One
the Governor
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Le Premier dUn

Population29.604 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queen's State of Le Premier dUn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.604 billion Le Premier dUnians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The all-consuming Le Premier dUnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,877 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 63,417 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

All guns must be registered, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, the Capital Heights Film Festival recently voted 'Le Premier dUnian Getting Hit By Football' as best film, and the dartboard at the Le Premier dUnian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of the Governor's face. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Le Premier dUn's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Le Premier dUn is ranked 65,577th in the world and 7th in Illinois for Most Avoided, scoring 3.79 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,283rdTop
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Largest Populations: 3,331stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,221stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,017thHighest Economic Output: 10,517thFattest Citizens: 11,942ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,336thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21,298thLargest Retail Industry: 22,645thMost Stationary: 22,849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,278th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Le Premier dUn's influence in Illinois rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Le Premier dUn's influence in Illinois fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Le Premier dUn's influence in Illinois rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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