by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,841stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,225thMost Influential: 5,752nd
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Freedom is cringe
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Labavaria

Population742 million

CapitalDrinitia

CurrencyLabavarian Dinar
AnimalSamandrina

The Dictatorship of Labavaria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 742 million Labavarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drinitia. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Labavarian economy, worth 96.0 trillion Labavarian Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 129,347 Labavarian Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Labavarian Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Labavaria's national animal is the Samandrina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Labavaria is ranked 245,553rd in the world and 9,417th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 57.81 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,841stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,225thMost Influential: 5,752ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,335thLowest Crime Rates: 8,649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,940thMost Secular: 10,468thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,583rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,617thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,381stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,641stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,383rdLargest Governments: 12,399thMost Authoritarian: 12,475thMost Developed: 12,702ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,193rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,229thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,229thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,321stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,619thHealthiest Citizens: 15,732ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,249thMost Patriotic: 17,790thSmartest Citizens: 17,965thBest Weather: 19,245thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,153rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,182ndHighest Poor Incomes: 21,979thHighest Average Incomes: 22,100thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,660thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,247th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 96th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 241st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 242nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 293rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 309th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 318th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 321st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 323rd in the regionMost Secular: 338th in the regionLargest Governments: 348th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 375th in the regionMost Developed: 392nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 400th in the regionMost Patriotic: 410th in the regionMost Influential: 417th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 435th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 438th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 463rd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 488th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 490th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 525th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 548th in the regionBest Weather: 599th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 603rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 609th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 663rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 729th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 740th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 803rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 928th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Labavarian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Labavaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, nations that kill a Labavarian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Labavaria, Labavarian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.

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