The Republic of Kutatha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.384 billion Kutathans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Kutathan economy, worth 535 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,573 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,930 per year while the poor average 9,493, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kutatha's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kutatha is ranked 156,017^th in the world and 3^rd in Firing Line for Most Primitive, scoring -57.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.