The Conqueror of Khoutantrias is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning emu population. The hard-working population of 8.429 billion Khoutantriasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The Khoutantriasian economy, worth 302 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 35,829 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoutantrias's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Khoutantrias is ranked 82,812^th in the world and 1^st in United Conservative Nations for Most Primitive, scoring 24.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.