The Colony of Kenmore Bay is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning tree octopus population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 20.506 billion Kenmore Bayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The thriving Kenmore Bayian economy, worth 775 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 37,812 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 112,429 per year while the poor average 9,970, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, military spending is on the increase, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kenmore Bay's national animal is the tree octopus, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Kenmore Bay is ranked 243,579^th in the world and 4^th in Seaplane Base for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.77 kickbacks per hour.