The United Socialist States of KCCCP 124 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.478 billion KCCCP 124ians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant KCCCP 124ian economy, worth 113 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,795 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KCCCP 124's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KCCCP 124 is ranked 175,484^th in the world and 1^st in Anticap for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 517.76 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.