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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 405thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 429thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 529th
The Heiliger Eisenstaat of
Father Knows Best State
Blut, Eisen, und Ehre
Kaiser Ferdinand von Hohenzollern XI
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Kampf Empire

Population6.379 billion

CapitalNeue Königsberg
LeaderKaiser Ferdinand von Hohenzollern XI

CurrencyImperial Marck
AnimalKampfian Eagle

The Heiliger Eisenstaat of Kampf Empire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Ferdinand von Hohenzollern XI with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.379 billion Imperial Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,134 trillion Imperial Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 334,614 Imperial Marcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Kampf Empire after the ban on emigration was lifted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampfian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tırism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 7,340th in the world and 113th in The East Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 2,134 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 405thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 429thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 529thMost Armed: 975thHighest Average Incomes: 1,427thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,455thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,507thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,534thMost Secular: 1,575thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,578thLargest Governments: 1,756thLargest Black Market: 1,819thMost Influential: 1,844thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,310thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,431stMost Developed: 2,461stSmartest Citizens: 2,497thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,594thRudest Citizens: 2,633rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,651stMost Cultured: 2,653rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,796thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,950thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,090thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,176thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,257thMost Inclusive: 4,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,834thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,731stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,169thLowest Crime Rates: 6,401stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,809thHighest Economic Output: 7,340thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,133rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,283rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,728thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,015thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,112th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 46th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 76th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionMost Developed: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionMost Influential: 86th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 113th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 137th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 152nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 152nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 160th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 237th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 270th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 319th in the regionLargest Populations: 369th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 399th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 403rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 487th in the region

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