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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 498th
The Heiliger Eisenstaat of
Father Knows Best State
Schwer ist die Krone des Eisens
Kaiser Gemütlich the Joyous
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Kampf Empire

Population7.259 billion

CapitalNeue Königsberg
LeaderKaiser Gemütlich the Joyous

CurrencyImperial Marck
AnimalKampfian Eagle

The Heiliger Eisenstaat of Kampf Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Gemütlich the Joyous with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.259 billion Imperial Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,472 trillion Imperial Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 340,589 Imperial Marcks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable", and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampfian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tırism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 164,313th in the world and 5,334th in The East Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 39.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 498thHighest Poor Incomes: 730thMost Patriotic: 873rdMost Armed: 988thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,342ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,428thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,575thMost Secular: 1,603rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,620thLargest Governments: 1,683rdLargest Black Market: 1,755thMost Influential: 2,088thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,423rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,444thSmartest Citizens: 2,478thMost Developed: 2,507thMost Efficient Economies: 2,616thMost Cultured: 2,676thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,855thRudest Citizens: 3,149thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,192ndHighest Food Quality: 3,837thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,907thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,126thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,176thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,494thMost Inclusive: 4,984thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,643rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,900thLowest Crime Rates: 6,129thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,209thHighest Economic Output: 6,497thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,766thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,716thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,267thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,208thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,643rd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 64th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 78th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionMost Developed: 86th in the regionRudest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 98th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 106th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 121st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 130th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 147th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 152nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 154th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 156th in the regionMost Inclusive: 161st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 183rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 208th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 234th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 234th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 265th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 333rd in the regionLargest Populations: 358th in the regionNudest: 398th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 433rd in the region

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