The Heiliger Eisenstaat of Kampf Empire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Ferdinand von Hohenzollern XI with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.379 billion Imperial Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,134 trillion Imperial Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 334,614 Imperial Marcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Kampf Empire after the ban on emigration was lifted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampfian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Týrism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 7,340^th in the world and 113^th in The East Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 2,134 trillion Standard Monetary Units.