The Militarized State of Kampf Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Harris II with an iron fist, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.761 billion Kampfians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strutgratten. The average income tax rate is 84.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth 403 trillion Marcks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 229,407 Marcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dissidents are commonly labelled as baby-killers, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, and the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampf Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Týrism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 29,869^th in the world and 1,297^th in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 4,107.1 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.