The Reformed Iron Kingdom of Kampf Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Calvin III with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.544 billion Kampf Imperials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth 670 trillion Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 263,739 Marcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Supervisors in Kampf Empire commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampf Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Týrism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 31,201^st in the world and 877^th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,376.95 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.