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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 453rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 484thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 525th
The Heiliger Eisenstaat of
Father Knows Best State
Schwer ist die Krone des Eisens
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Kampf Empire

Population8.002 billion

CapitalNeue Königsberg
LeaderKaiser Gemütlich the Joyous

CurrencyImperial Marck
AnimalKampfian Eagle

The Heiliger Eisenstaat of Kampf Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Gemütlich the Joyous with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.002 billion Imperial Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,721 trillion Imperial Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 340,120 Imperial Marcks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, and on-duty Air Kampf Empire flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampfian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tırism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 1,011th in the world and 26th in The East Pacific for Most Armed, with 21.49 weapons per person.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 453rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 484thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 525thHighest Poor Incomes: 583rdMost Armed: 1,011thMost Patriotic: 1,118thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,382ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,425thHighest Average Incomes: 1,483rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,563rdMost Secular: 1,638thLargest Governments: 1,742ndLargest Black Market: 1,796thMost Influential: 2,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,445thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,449thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,496thMost Developed: 2,534thMost Cultured: 2,740thMost Efficient Economies: 2,771stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,836thRudest Citizens: 2,863rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,701stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,781stHighest Food Quality: 3,956thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,107thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,244thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,542ndMost Inclusive: 5,033rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,558thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,788thHighest Economic Output: 5,936thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,938thLowest Crime Rates: 6,077thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,557thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,975thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,178thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,929thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,218th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 66th in the regionMost Cultured: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 67th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 73rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 81st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 81st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 84th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 98th in the regionMost Influential: 100th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 106th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 120th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 129th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 147th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 148th in the regionMost Inclusive: 170th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 174th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 178th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 228th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 229th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 232nd in the regionLargest Populations: 333rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 334th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 386th in the regionTop
Nudest: 428th in the regionMost Stationary: 681st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 834th in the region

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