The Heiliger Eisenstaat of Kampf Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Gemütlich the Joyous with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.002 billion Imperial Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,721 trillion Imperial Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 340,120 Imperial Marcks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, and on-duty Air Kampf Empire flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampfian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Týrism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 1,011^th in the world and 26^th in The East Pacific for Most Armed, with 21.49 weapons per person.