The Blood and Iron Kingdom of Kampf Empire is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Frederick von Hohenzollern XVI with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 903 million Kampf Empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth 155 trillion Marcks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,479 Marcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be', and Kampf Empirean companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampf Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kampf Empire is ranked 111,684^th in the world and 4,872^nd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 53.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.