The Republic of Kaletra is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.584 billion Kaletrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaletran economy, worth 964 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,159 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaletra's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaletra is ranked 62,194^th in the world and 2,908^th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 496.15 on the Clooney Contribution Index.