The State of Joram Josaphat is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.994 billion Joram Josaphatians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The very strong Joram Josaphatian economy, worth 549 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery and Book Publishing. Average income is 23,909 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly atheist, voting is voluntary, and Joram Josaphat has designated Douglas Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Joram Josaphat's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Joram Josaphat is ranked 110,816^th in the world and 8^th in Lobamba for Most Primitive, scoring -27.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.