The Dominion of John John is a very large, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-working population of 413 million John Johnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The John Johnian economy, worth 18.8 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,582 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. John John's national animal is the unicorn.

John John is ranked 132,396^th in the world and 30^th in Timoria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,183.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.