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Most Stationary: 269thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 550thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 657th
The Pragmatic Disciples of
Benevolent Dictatorship
The right path is what's left.
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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Jerry Christ

Population33.256 billion

CapitalJerry Christmas
LeaderJerry Christ

CurrencyBeer
AnimalBeer

The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry Christ is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jerry Christ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 33.256 billion Jerriatric Christians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerry Christmas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jerriatric Christian economy, worth a remarkable 6,379 trillion Beers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 191,818 Beers, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, the military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics, airport security is provided by private companies, and mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jerry Christ's national animal is the Beer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jerry Christ is ranked 9,593rd in the world and 5th in Hyrule for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5,971.59 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Top
1%
Most Stationary: 269thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 550thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 657thHighest Economic Output: 1,149thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,364thLargest Populations: 1,392ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,512thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,537thMost Avoided: 1,751stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,850thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,878thTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,563rdHighest Drug Use: 2,590thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,620thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,991stLargest Gambling Industry: 5,100thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,757thFattest Citizens: 5,914thMost Influential: 6,159thSmartest Citizens: 6,288thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,376thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,410thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,968thHighest Average Incomes: 7,056thLargest Mining Sector: 7,914thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,645thLargest Retail Industry: 8,781stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,593rdNudest: 9,669thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,329thMost Efficient Economies: 14,147thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,058thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,457thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,670thLargest Black Market: 21,431st
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jerry Christ lodged a message on the Hyrule Regional Message Board.
  • : Jerry Christ's influence in Hyrule fell from "Dealmaker" to "Contender".
  • : Jerry Christ was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Jerry Christ was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Jerry Christ was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Jerry Christ was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Jerry Christ lodged a message on the Hyrule Regional Message Board.
  • : Jerry Christ's influence in Hyrule rose from "Contender" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Jerry Christ was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Jerry Christ was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.

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