Population | 40.841 billion |
Capital | Jerry Christmas |
Leader | Jerry Christ |
Currency | Beer |
Animal | Beer |
The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry Christ is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jerry Christ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 40.841 billion Jerriatric Christians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerry Christmas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Jerriatric Christian economy, worth a remarkable 7,833 trillion Beers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 191,804 Beers, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
Anti-government web sites are springing up, the military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics, airport security is provided by private companies, and mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jerry Christ's national animal is the Beer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Jerry Christ is ranked 34,351st in the world and 4th in Hyrule for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jerry Christ was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Jerry Christ was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Jerry Christ was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Jerry Christ, killing 955 million zombies.
- : The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Jerry Christ, killing 546 million zombies.
- : The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Jerry Christ, killing 218 million zombies.
- : The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Jerry Christ, killing 124 million zombies.
- : The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Jerry Christ, killing 265 million zombies.
- : The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Jerry Christ, killing 285 million zombies.
- : The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Jerry Christ, killing 306 million zombies.