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Largest Gambling Industry: 123rdMost Rebellious Youth: 222ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 254th
The Hyrule Founder Nation of
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From One Source All Things Depend
Mega Mindy
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Ness Snorlaxia

Population35.715 billion

CapitalFourside
LeaderMega Mindy

Currencycrown
Animalcharmander

The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mega Mindy with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.715 billion Ness Snorlaxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fourside. The average income tax rate is 1.1%.

The very strong Ness Snorlaxian economy, worth a remarkable 6,066 trillion crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 169,860 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, graffiti graces every city's streets, Ness Snorlaxia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ness Snorlaxia's national animal is the charmander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ness Snorlaxia is ranked 169,300th in the world and 12th in Hyrule for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -8.94 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 123rdMost Rebellious Youth: 222ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 254thLargest Populations: 392ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 402ndHighest Crime Rates: 449thFattest Citizens: 481stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 482ndLargest Publishing Industry: 701stMost Cheerful Citizens: 716thMost Armed: 726thHighest Economic Output: 1,106thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,193rdMost Avoided: 1,572ndMost Influential: 1,636thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,465thRudest Citizens: 3,038thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,202ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,799thLargest Black Market: 4,101stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,140thSmartest Citizens: 4,277thMost Cultured: 4,647thNudest: 7,262ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,173rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,488thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,088thMost Politically Free: 10,620thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,851stMost Secular: 15,510thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,116th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ness Snorlaxia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Ness Snorlaxia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies, the Top 5% for Most Survivors, and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
  • : Ness Snorlaxia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Ness Snorlaxia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Ness Snorlaxia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Ness Snorlaxia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Ness Snorlaxia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Ness Snorlaxia's influence in Hyrule rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Superpower".
  • : Ness Snorlaxia altered its national flag.
  • : Ness Snorlaxia lodged a message on the Hyrule Regional Message Board.

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