Population | 5.335 billion |
Capital | Jeinburg |
Leader | J |
Faith | Lunaism |
Currency | Minco |
Animal | dolphin |
The Subsidized Union of Jermi is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by J with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.335 billion Jermen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeinburg. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jermian economy, worth a remarkable 1,408 trillion Mincoes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 264,019 Mincoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
International terrorists often get their weapons supply in Jermi, J reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jermi's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lunaism.
Jermi is ranked 39,015th in the world and 12th in Palatine for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.11 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jermi was endorsed by The Sultanate of Khaledd.
- : Jermi was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Lineard.
- : Jermi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Jermi voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Jermi voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
- : Following new legislation in Jermi, crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic.
- : Following new legislation in Jermi, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
- : Following new legislation in Jermi, J reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Jermi, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Jermi.
- : Following new legislation in Jermi, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Observation Post 13, Islamic Emirate of Amazonas, Aquilea Empire, Sibania, Janissary, Chineva, and Lineard.