The Subsidized Union of Jermi is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by J with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 10.529 billion Jermen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeinburg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jermian economy, worth a remarkable 4,093 trillion Mincoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 388,810 Mincoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown. Jermi's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lunaism.

Jermi is ranked 60,962^nd in the world and 5^th in Palatine for Largest Populations, with 10.5 billion capita.