The Cunning Disguise of Jayne is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Black Widow population. The cynical population of 15.261 billion Cobs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Cob economy, worth 423 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,761 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jayne's national animal is the Black Widow.

Jayne is ranked 177,836^th in the world and 5^th in Firefly for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 360.38 on the Gilded Widget Scale.