The Empire of J o Jian Ambassador Alpha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.165 billion J o Jians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong J o Jian Ambassador Alphan economy, worth 631 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 62,131 Sauces, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,013 per year while the poor average 17,258, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, and foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime is moderate. J o Jian Ambassador Alpha's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Ambassador Alpha is ranked 193,494^th in the world and 4,770^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.