The Armed Republic of Insular Garrison Force is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 22.372 billion Insular Garrison troopers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The strong Insular Garrison Force economy, worth a remarkable 1,249 trillion insular saars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 55,835 insular saars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Insular Garrison Force's national animal is the sea turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Insular Garrison Force is ranked 255,689^th in the world and 9^th in Island for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.