| Population | 3.964 billion |
| Capital | IKEA HQ |
| Leader | IKEA CEO Voldemort |
| Faith | IKEAism |
| Currency | IKEA coin |
| Animal | IKEA mutant |
The Extreme Procrastinator of Austro-Bavarian States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by IKEA CEO Voldemort with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.964 billion Austro-Bavarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IKEA HQ. The average income tax rate is 75.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Austro-Bavarian economy, worth 661 trillion IKEA coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,974 IKEA coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Funding for education has been redirected into the military, evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses, religious classes are compulsory for all school students, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austro-Bavarian States's national animal is the IKEA mutant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is IKEAism.
Austro-Bavarian States is ranked 262,576th in the world and 5,910th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 14.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Austro-Bavarian States was endorsed by 
The Community of Hikki.
- : Austro-Bavarian States was endorsed by Boylover.
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The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Austro-Bavarian States was endorsed by
The United Republics of Abskosmos.
- : Austro-Bavarian States was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, the Top 5% for Most Patriotic, and the Top 10% for Most Developed, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Black Market.
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The Republic of AnnaK.
- : Austro-Bavarian States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 302 » 
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