The Principality of Impiach is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 210 million Impish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The strong Impish economy, worth 14.7 trillion Impish Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 69,763 Impish Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, people in Impiach can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Impiach's national animal is the Goetic Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Impiach is ranked 95,547^th in the world and 1,816^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Food Quality, scoring 23.92 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.