The Republic of Illed Dan Kieriberpoion is a small, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 26 million Illed Dan Kieriberpoionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.

The strong Illed Dan Kieriberpoionian economy, worth 1.39 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 53,321 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, large areas of Illed Dan Kieriberpoion are not accessible by the public, and the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illed Dan Kieriberpoion's national animal is the unicorn.

Illed Dan Kieriberpoion is ranked 81,494^th in the world and 72^nd in Lair of the Dragon for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.