The Republic of Ifade is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 373 million Ifadeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naré. The average income tax rate is 20.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ifadean economy, worth 14.4 trillion Ifas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,714 Ifas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, Ifade has designated Naré as its capital city, bars are packed at all hours, and insanely good theatre productions face government censorship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ifade's national animal is the Ifadean Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ifade is ranked 190,428^th in the world and 355^th in Vibonia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.59 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.