The Dangine Card Farm of I give you money is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Karl Marx with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.906 billion Card Farmers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Nickistan. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Joe moman economy, worth a remarkable 1,363 trillion BLAHS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,671 BLAHS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I give you money's national animal is the BLAH, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I give you money is ranked 32,754^th in the world and 2,086^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.15 law-abiding acts per hour.