The Kingdom of Hyrule0 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 18.167 billion Hylians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrule Castle Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth a remarkable 2,462 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 135,574 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Hylians, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Hyrule0's national animal is the Epona, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hylianity.

Hyrule0 is ranked 160,823^rd in the world and 6^th in Sheriffmuir for Most Primitive, scoring -59.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.