The Wolfist Junta of Hyperwolf is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Hyperwolf with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.185 billion Hyperwolfians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolf City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperwolfist economy, worth a remarkable 3,360 trillion WolfCoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 275,790 WolfCoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,537,057 per year while the poor average 3,075, a ratio of 825 to 1.

Enemy governments seem especially interested in Hyperwolf's election cycle, horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Hyperwolf, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hyperwolf's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Hyperwolf is ranked 287,684^th in the world and 4,683^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 3,075.1 Standard Monetary Units.