The My Daughter's Nation of HSPVA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Principal with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 42.172 billion HSPVAians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient HSPVAian economy, worth an astonishing 10,394 trillion arts a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 246,475 arts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,564,444 per year while the poor average 16,104, a ratio of 97.1 to 1.

In pet stores nationwide swans are growing in popularity, HSPVA is renowned for its lax gun laws, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in HSPVA after the ban on emigration was lifted, and after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HSPVA's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

HSPVA is ranked 92,354^th in the world and 417^th in NationStates for Most Armed, with 0.49 weapons per person.