The Incomprehensible Oddity of Holy Purple Planet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lilac McWeird with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.114 billion Purpilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Violetville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The all-consuming Purpilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion oddities a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 112,406 oddities, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 443,222 per year while the poor average 19,324, a ratio of 22.9 to 1.

A rusted hulk in Violetville harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in International Democratic Union, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Holy Purple Planet's national animal is the globule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mysteriousness.

Holy Purple Planet is ranked 243,482^nd in the world and 80^th in International Democratic Union for Most Beautiful Environments, with 298.48 pounds of wildlife per square mile.