The Fenda of HIM2 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, enforced nudity, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.237 billion HIM2ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.6%.

The very strong HIM2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,469 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 56,024 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 365,839 per year while the poor average 3,386, a ratio of 108 to 1.

The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, a study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a problem. HIM2's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

HIM2 is ranked 167,543^rd in the world and 539^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 521.2 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.