Population | 33.588 billion |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | Mod Warning |
Animal | Mod Warning |
The Moderated Nation of Heck Land is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.588 billion Heck Landians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Heck Landian economy, worth a remarkable 9,642 trillion Mod Warnings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 287,083 Mod Warnings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,814,320 per year while the poor average 18,975, a ratio of 95.6 to 1.
Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, and governments opposing Heck Land are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Heck Land's national animal is the Mod Warning, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Heck Land is ranked 291,988th in the world and 1,258th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.15 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Heck Land's influence in Europeia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Heck Land was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Federal Republic of Cutias, killing 4 million zombies.
- : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead, the Top 5% for Most Zombified, and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.