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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 408thLargest Insurance Industry: 567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 716th
The Moderated Nation of
Corporate Police State
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Heck Land

Population30.256 billion


CurrencyMod Warning
AnimalMod Warning

The Moderated Nation of Heck Land is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.256 billion Heck Landians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Heck Landian economy, worth a remarkable 8,685 trillion Mod Warnings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 287,080 Mod Warnings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,814,304 per year while the poor average 18,975, a ratio of 95.6 to 1.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, and governments opposing Heck Land are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Heck Land's national animal is the Mod Warning, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Heck Land is ranked 3,257th in the world and 13th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 31.09 Obesity Rate.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 408thLargest Insurance Industry: 567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 716thHighest Disposable Incomes: 807thHighest Economic Output: 868thLargest Mining Sector: 874thMost Ignorant Citizens: 889thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,122ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,177thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,178thMost Avoided: 1,493rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,613thMost Devout: 1,747thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,891stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,115thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,286thHighest Average Incomes: 2,658thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,813thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,932ndLargest Populations: 3,130thFattest Citizens: 3,257thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,788thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,873rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,231stLowest Crime Rates: 4,250thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,899thLargest Black Market: 4,982ndMost Patriotic: 5,997thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,705thLargest Governments: 10,275thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 15,373rdLargest Retail Industry: 15,881stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,395thMost Conservative: 18,092ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,465thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,235thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,345thMost Efficient Economies: 27,405th
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionMost Patriotic: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 38th in the regionMost Extreme: 39th in the regionMost Conservative: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 92nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 101st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Heck Land's influence in Europeia rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Heck Land's influence in Europeia rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : Heck Land relocated from Lazarus to Europeia.
  • : Heck Land was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Heck Land ceased to exist in Europeia.
  • : Heck Land's influence in Europeia fell from "Nipper" to "Newcomer".
  • : Heck Land's influence in Europeia rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.