The Fiefdom of Hazel-rah the Rabbit is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.077 billion Hazel-rah the Rabbitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.7%.

The strong Hazel-rah the Rabbitian economy, worth 528 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,427 Denarii, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, superfoods are often seen as supervillains, and tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'. Crime is totally unknown. Hazel-rah the Rabbit's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hazel-rah the Rabbit is ranked 4,623^rd in the world and 1^st in Resuscitation for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,990.33 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.