The Republic of Harlizplot is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.356 billion Harlizplotians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Harlizplotian economy, worth 503 trillion arils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 149,984 arils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, and young adults still believe that rainbow jays deliver newborns to expecting parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harlizplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Harlizplot is ranked 25,849^th in the world and 23^rd in ArilCards Inc for Highest Average Incomes, with 149,984.92 Standard Monetary Units.