The Happy-Go-Lucky Land of HappyValley0012 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by James Franklin with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.428 billion Staters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of University Park. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient HappyValleyan economy, worth a remarkable 7,843 trillion lion dineroes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,018 lion dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HappyValley0012's national animal is the nittany lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HappyValley0012 is ranked 517^th in the world and 1^st in Pennsylvania for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,718.79 pounds of wildlife per square mile.